Sweet Tea (FWD) - Curtis Tanberb

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A  woman goes to the doctor, face swollen.
"What happened?"
I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he hits me.

Doctor says, "I have a real good medicine for that. Next time he comes home drunk,

just take a glass of sweet tea and swish it in your mouth but don't swallow.
And keep swishing until he goes to bed."

Two weeks later the woman is back looking fresh and relaxed.
" Oh, thank you doctor,  Every time he came home drunk,
I kept swishing with sweet tea and he didn't touch me! Not once."
"See how much keeping  your mouth shut helps?"