GEE OOH PEE

Boehner & McConnel, nuff said.

Can Republicans get their excuses right?   Did Romney lose his bid for the presidency because Obama  had the best ground game in the history of elections.  Pooh!!!!  (Although Obama did have a spectacular, record setting, ground game.)  And, Romney did not lose because Obama was a better speaker. Pooh, pooh!!!  Who don't know that?  (Yes, Obama was also superior to Romney in every conceivable way.   Except, in the Wall Street tactic, con game, you know, screwing people out of money for personal gain and in this case, their vote.)
No, Romney did not lose because of these or the countless  other reasons being considered by the pundits, or being spewed out by the GOP alibies (see pic) and those who spent hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars.  Or, Citizens United, or no Citizens United. 
And, he did not lose because someone made a video of him, which showed him just being Romney.  Everybody knew him for who  he was.  They know he kept large amounts of money  in foreign banks.  And they know the purpose for using foreign banks, is avoiding sending information to the IRS.   That's what foreign bank accounts are for, isn't it?  And, we all know  him as someone whose pets love him.  (Except at vacation time.)  And many of us saw him win that primary between a group who could not even make a casting list of characters, for a 'B' movie.  You see, in this election , almost all the republican voters, in the those states where the GOP could make laws designed to simulate a poll tax, specifically to  keep Democrats from voting, they voted.. The ones in the heavily GOP areas, they all did vote. So Rove & Co. did get they're money's worth. And of course, only the man upstairs knows how many absentee ballots, in GOP controlled red states were discarded, lost, or stolen. And as for how many computers were rigged or hacked . . . . .it boggles the mind. What else could explain the sheriff's election in Arizona. This guy's name will be on every list of phsycos banned from owning a gun. And the hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars spent, I'm telling you, it did work. All the racists voted. All the haters voted. All the bigots and their ilk, they voted.  That is the real reason they thought they would win the election.




They stayed and stayed and stayed and voted !!!

And that was what the GOP spent their money to make happen.  It happened. 
But, at the same time the uninformed people, the ones who usually don't vote or can't find time to vote . . . you know, voters who are turned off, or for whom voting is a chore, or those who don't let politics interfere with their sports, or their TV addiction.  For them the stink was so strong they could not wait to get in line to vote for Obama..
That was the miscalculation the GOP made.  Thanks to their tactics, as never before, to most of us, the value of each vote was discovered.