Sunday, February 24, 2013

More nurses

No cell phones yet.
Some years ago, before the newer procedures used in preparing for a colonoscopy, you first had to take some barium, what ever the hell that is, but I think it was necessary for better 'picture' definition of the resulting xray.  So now  I am laying on a narrow table on wheels and almost completely ready to take the x-ray.  The nurse had me change to hospital type garb and put in something, some place, preparation stuff,  when the phone rang.  She answered and started a conversation which I could hear her side of.  It was a rather personal call, it got her undivided attention and seemed to be headed for a long, long discussion.
I am still laying on this narrow table waiting to be pushed into position for the x-ray.  I raised my left arm and started wagging my left hand  furiously.  It broke the spell and she said into the phone, just a minute, looked over at me and asked, "What is it?"
And I asked, "Has anyone ever had an accident while having this kind of examination?" 
"OMG!!"  She said into the phone, "Call me back later", jumped out of the chair, gave me the remainder of whatever, waited a moment and pushed the table, and me, under the expensive looking technological gadget and took the picture.  All in less than three minutes.
I did  not crack a smile, changed to my outside clothes and went home.

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I was taking a Tagement pill every day for my stomach condition.  When I started each pill cost $.60 but now they were $.80 each, after a $.70 hiccup.  That's $24.00 a bottle. (Not so much by today's standards)  I read a medical article that said Tagement was the biggest seller in the world and grossed something like $2 billion a year.  The same article mentioned a new drug coming on the market that should replace Tagement, the name, Zantac. When It did, I thought, serves them right.
In the meantime while visiting my doctor, he  suggests I should have an examination to check for stomach ulcers. So on the appointed day I go to the appointed  place where the receptionist sends me into a very small room to remove my clothes and put on this gown like thing, backwards.(made out of cheesecloth?)  I kind of sheepishly come out of the 'change cubbyhole' and the young lady points to another door and says, "there is a table in there, lay down on the table, the nurse will be in shortly."  

I go in and yep, there it is, another narrow table where, after I lay down, I always feel as if any moment I will be on the floor.  I see a pillow in a corner, take it, get on the table and lay down with the pillow doubled under my head.  . . . . . . . . A shapely nurse comes in and walks over to a desk with a chart on it.  She picks it up and starts reading.

Sit-com stuff.
I get into a sitting position and quickly look over my right shoulder and then I look quickly to the left and then back quickly to the right, getting her attention, and she says, "What are you doing?" 
I say I'm looking for the cameras.  She says, "Cameras? What cameras?"
I say,  Cm' on.  This is a commercial isn't it?  We're making a commercial aren't we?    You're much too pretty to be just a nurse. You just cant be the nurse. You must be an actress.  When do we start rolling?" . . . .
Now, how do you think that exam went?


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Monday, February 18, 2013

Rush







I can make up any lie better than you
The republicans have learned how to exploit  the fact that the majority of Americans are uninformed.  We are so busy with family problems and/or entertainment we don't pay attention to what is really going on politically.  So they think we need them to tell us how to think. And then they explain whatever it is using lies, some outrageous, and tactics instead of presenting ideas or using facts.
Yes we don't watch much 'news' and so they are right.  We are susceptible to sound bites.   The Republicans know this and use that knowledge to scare us, or work on our beliefs or prejudices with their created shit. Distributed sound bites are repeated and repeated by overly paid so called 'news casters' on TV and radio.. Rush, who has no sense of decency, is a work of art. 
The manufactured sound bites he uses along with GOP officials and Fox News etc., are targeted to people out there who would never vote for a Democrat and who were not high percentage voters.  Almost all of the racists and haters and others of that ilk fit into that category.  Republicans invite them to call themselves 'Conservatives'.  They are all Americans and so they are entitled to their views but, real Republicans do not publicly acknowledge that they consider them as essential to boost up their base. 
In the 2012 election Rove and the superpacs spent a lot of money and really did a good job.  Unfortunately for the GOP, there just wasn't enough of them to win the election.  But make no mistake they did vote with very high percentages.
I find a corresponding relevance between how much a talk show host lies with how much money they make.  Hundreds of millions for someone like Rush, a lying slob, who insults decent people in an effort to make a point, should make you understand.  Whether you believe or not, how much you can make can depend on whether you will deal with the devil..   To have otherwise intelligent people publicly lie with disgusting crap does not come cheap.  After all they do have to learn to not see themselves when they talk to their kids or look into a mirror. 
Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me what I see, is not seen by all .


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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Health Care

Wow!!!  This comes from NBC News, with Brian Williams.  When I saw this news video, I knew everyone should see it too.  This means its important to you,  just click on the link and get smarter about what can and is happening in your health future.



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http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21134540/vp/50582822#50582822



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